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Tracks lyrics

Title Lyrics Time
1
Female Connection 4:20
2
Axe Body Spray 3:19
3
Engaged & Underaged 4:20
4
Child Labor Check Drop 5:55
5
Honking in Traffic 1:46
6
Religions/We're All Wrong 6:39
7
Running Out of Options/Nickelb 1:20
8
Old People 1:37
9
The Drugs I Do 1:41
10
Cock Blocking 3:16
11
Airport McDonalds 1:04
12
Vagina, Murder, Dreams 3:51
13
Spotting 4:41
14
Crazy Girl Scars 1:45
15
Being a Single Guy 2:52
16
Uber for Life...Coach 6:00
17
She Ready 3:04
18
Handjobs 3:16
19
Finding the Cure 1:28
20
Tinderbox of Lies 4:35
21
Text Messaging 1:20
22
The Ballad of Grandpa's Friend 6:11
23
37 & Single 4:14
24
Forrest Gump & the C-Word for 4:52
25
Perfect People Are the Worst 2:18
26
Clubs Suck 1:05
27
Reachin' Out to the Youth 3:02
28
CP's History of Fashion 5:18
29
Compromises & Cadillacs 2:45
30
Put Your Cell Phone Down and L 1:56
31
Intro to Couch Making 2:32
32
Analog Love 2:41
33
Netflix Slo Jams 5:03
34
Distract and Disarm 1:53
35
Mona Lisa 2:45
36
A Little Bit About Chris Porte 1:35
37
Foodies 2:22
38
Shine 1:55
39
Hellhounds 1:57
40
Boycotts Don't Work 3:58
41
Dior 2:53
42
Otherworld 2:53
43
On My Mind 2:37
44
Clearance Rack Secrets 4:11
45
Why You're Dumb 4:17
46
Lil' Larry's Covid Tests 2:31
47
Wedding Ring 1:46
48
Hypno 1:52
49
Dream Catching Women 1:43
50
Ballad of The Ugly Ass Baby 8:22
51
Self Love 1:44
52
Voiceless Fiends (Bonus Track) 2:11
53
Fent 2:10
54
Supreme 2:26
55
Your My Guardian Angel 4:03
56
I Am Part of a Generation I Do 1:48
57
Happy 1:39
58
Mimi's Bitwood 2:07
59
Earth Mama Muff Lash 1:37
60
Fiends 2:39
61
When You Finally See Them in t 0:37
62
Travel Ball Blues 6:31
63
I Don’t Get the Gauging of t 1:09
64
Froze 4:12
65
No Lust 4:25
66
Day Chipper 1:53
67
Chester 1:15
68
Party of 1 3:34
69
News at Jiffy Lube 5:32
70
Doom 2:06
71
Beautiful Night 2:36
72
Death's March 2:01
73
Europe 2:35
74
Crazy 2:41
75
Mad Chester 1:31
76
Pain and Pleasure 2:31
77
Millions 3:05
78
Playas Ball (feat. Chris Porte 2:40
79
Boofing 101 3:05
80
Porter 1:49